If it weren't for physics & law enforcement, I would be unstoppable.

27

Feb. '12

mfred: (via Super Punch) Now, now ladies.  There is enough Heathcliff to go around/ruin both of your lives.

mfred:

(via Super Punch)

Now, now ladies.  There is enough Heathcliff to go around/ruin both of your lives.

26

Jan. '12

typeverything: Typeverything.com - Peanut Butter & Jelly (by David Schwen)

typeverything:

Typeverything.com - Peanut Butter & Jelly (by David Schwen)

13

Jan. '12

Ryan GODsling

blueivysburnbook:

I keep hearing about a higher power that people worship.

This must be who they keep talking about.

08

Jan. '12

05

Jan. '12

Fresh Air Offices, 3:30 PM: How rumors get started

  • Mel: I've been working at half-speed since my computer is broken.
  • Coworker: You've been working on your cat named Steven?
  • Mel: What? No. I've been working at half-speed. My computer is broken.
  • Coworker 2: Terry's going to interview Cat Stevens?
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